Tire Man 

When someone who dresses up as a tire for some damn reason.

Tire God: Hello there.
Pixie God: IT'S OVER TIRE MAN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, YOUR Tire Man SUIT CAN'T BE LIKE THIS FOREVER.
Tire God: HAHHAHHAH YOU WILL FAIL Pixie God You will always be weak.

Tire Man by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

tiremanator 

A true Tire Mechanic. A Tireman. Not a Service Technician or a Tire Technician. This person exceeds in all abilities, which shows in the expertise of service. They are the "Terminator" of tire work. Example: they can install ten commercial tires in one hour.

Customer says: "My truck needs 10 tires, and has to be ready in one hour."

Tire Manager " I'll send a Tiremanator, no problem."

tiremanator by TiremanatorMD November 21, 2017