Tird Burgerler 

A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.

Nature abhors a tird burgerler.

Tird Burgerler by Bingley February 18, 2008

Tird Burgerler 

a pice of tird that gets stolen from your ring piece

you

Tird Burgerler by ace September 11, 2003

Tird Burgerler 

Like The Hambugerler excpet this guy robs your shit from you!

Frank the Tird Burgerler is probing the dog again.

Tird Burgerler by Chaos July 20, 2003

tird burgaler 

a person who burgles your turds. or a person who steals crap out of somebody elses toilet.

I was at a paty with my friend colleen. later in the evening i had to take a shit so i went to the bathroom. I forgot to flush after I went back down stairs so I turned around, when I got to the bathroom... IT WAS GONE! i had been 'turd burgled!" I cant believe that i forgot to flush! That sonofabitch Deval patrick is a Tird burgaler!

tird burgaler by Long Dong Daniels February 18, 2011

turdburgerler 

One who burgles turds.

John: "Did you hear about larry? I heard he got caught burgeling turds."

Bob: " Yea, man. One time he came over and i swear he burgled the deuce i left in the toilet."

John: "Fucking turdburgerler."

turdburgerler by captiancrappy October 17, 2010