When a bro shows you a hot Tinder match and you creep on her Instagram in attempt to "Snatch" the match.
Bro 1-"Dude. Bro. You gotta see this hottie I just matched with."
Bro 2-"Wow! Does she have an Instagram?"
Bro 1-"NO WAY! You can't Tindersnatch this one!"
An overall judgement based on the quality and quantity of males and/or females within a selected radius of your smartphone while using the tinder app.
(Ralph and Frankie are on a road trip)
Ralph: Yo Frankie! What's the tinderscape looking like here in this small Texan town?
Frankie: Fuckin' sucks. Just a bunch of fattys, sagity boobs and butterfaces. Now the app just keeps 'searching' in the area for more cunts. Ain't nothing new coming up!
Ralph: Shit bro! You gotta turn the search radius up. And we gotta get the fuck out of this town. Let's go to Austin where all the hot bitches are!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"