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tindersnatch 

When a bro shows you a hot Tinder match and you creep on her Instagram in attempt to "Snatch" the match.
Bro 1-"Dude. Bro. You gotta see this hottie I just matched with."
Bro 2-"Wow! Does she have an Instagram?"
Bro 1-"NO WAY! You can't Tindersnatch this one!"
tindersnatch by Tinder, Snatch November 19, 2015

tinderscape

An overall judgement based on the quality and quantity of males and/or females within a selected radius of your smartphone while using the tinder app.
(Ralph and Frankie are on a road trip)
Ralph: Yo Frankie! What's the tinderscape looking like here in this small Texan town?

Frankie: Fuckin' sucks. Just a bunch of fattys, sagity boobs and butterfaces. Now the app just keeps 'searching' in the area for more cunts. Ain't nothing new coming up!

Ralph: Shit bro! You gotta turn the search radius up. And we gotta get the fuck out of this town. Let's go to Austin where all the hot bitches are!
tinderscape by Owl carnival June 27, 2014

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026