When a bro shows you a hot Tinder match and you creep on her Instagram in attempt to "Snatch" the match.
Bro 1-"Dude. Bro. You gotta see this hottie I just matched with."
Bro 2-"Wow! Does she have an Instagram?"
Bro 1-"NO WAY! You can't Tindersnatch this one!"
An overall judgement based on the quality and quantity of males and/or females within a selected radius of your smartphone while using the tinder app.
(Ralph and Frankie are on a road trip)
Ralph: Yo Frankie! What's the tinderscape looking like here in this small Texan town?
Frankie: Fuckin' sucks. Just a bunch of fattys, sagity boobs and butterfaces. Now the app just keeps 'searching' in the area for more cunts. Ain't nothing new coming up!
Ralph: Shit bro! You gotta turn the search radius up. And we gotta get the fuck out of this town. Let's go to Austin where all the hot bitches are!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!