Timmy Tank

A british slang term for masturbation.

John has just gone for a timmy tank.

by AdSt March 15, 2010

Timmy tank

A beautiful phrase created by a wonderful community of Timmy tankers online. Particularly abused by The Kingslayer, Ragnarhartwellgrimes, Dc tour guide and Robbstarkgoat: all disgusting little creatures who need a lobotomy. A Timmy tank was initially created by none other than the Kingslayer but has been adapted by his little minions over time. For example things such as the “Timmy tank engine” have been birthed to describe the word penis.

I’m off for a Timmy tank boys. Send Timmy tank material.

by The Timmy tickler April 7, 2024

tommy tank

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005

Tommy Tank

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas

Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual

by Bennett October 20, 2014

tommy tank

cockney rhyming slang for Wank

oh i just had a tommy tank

by matthewmatthew123 January 23, 2008

tommy tank

to masterbate or play with ones slef

boy 1 : can you come out
Boy 2 : no im having a tommy tank

by singaman July 20, 2008

Tammy the Tank

A very cocky girl who can out drink everyone, and will keep drinking until she passes out.

Me "whoa tammy slow down!"
Tammy "Tammy the Tank never slows down!!"

by ROB PRICE, BITCHEZ October 3, 2008