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Timmy Slap 

When someone ejaculates into their hand and slaps an unsuspecting victim with said hand.
That girl walked in on him jerking it so he Timmy Slapped her!
Timmy Slap by BrianHoffplinker December 7, 2012
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timmy slap 

when you tell someone your name is timmy, and they do the southpark thing. you slap them (with the back of your hand) across the neck.
that way it's harder for them to say timmyyyy.
i introduced myself to kyle. he said timmyyyy, so i gave him a timmy slap
timmy slap by pureblood420 April 16, 2009

tommy slap 

Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size
His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong
tommy slap by Tommy d December 3, 2013

National slap tommy day 

Slappp a tommy if you know him on April 19
It’s national slap tommy day slap of u know a tommy

National slap tommy day 

On April 19th u must slap a tommy
On national slap tommy day y’all should slap a tommy u know

National slap tommy day 

Slappp a tommy if you know him on April 19
It’s national slap tommy day slap of u know a tommy

National slap a tommy day 

If u know a tommy slap themm
It’s National slap a tommy day slap themm
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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