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Timmy John 

A relatively minor surgery that is used as an excuse for an extremely long absence from work.
I have this huge project due next week and my boss is driving me crazy. Luckily my pinky toenail is giving me fits. I'll just get it Timmy John'd and take off a few weeks.
Timmy John by somebodyspecial23 September 6, 2012
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tommy john surgery 

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.
When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

Timmy, Johnny, Spike

Types of players in ccg games, originally came from mtg.

Timmy is a "power gamer" who likes things big and strong, prefers straightforward strategies and enjoys winning with a big mighty hit. Typical Timmy deck in mtg is a 'mono green Stompy' where your huge monsters just stomp on your opponent and he dies in pain.

Johnny is a "creative gamer" who likes to build interesting decks, tries different ideas and basically expresses themselves through the game. Johnny is the one who accepts the challenge to not let your memes be dreams. Also appreciates non-gameplay aspects of the game, like lore, art, etc.

Spike is a "competitive player" who plays whatever has the best chances to win. Spike knows the meta and uses all the broken stuff avaliable. Spike will netdeck, steal from the kids and suck the big falota if it brings the victory.

There are also hybrid types to express your unique playstyle and life choices but noone cares, all right
- Oh wow look at that windowlicker retard Timmy playing his forest what a fun game I think I'm gonna die from boredom

- Oh wow look at that Johnny with his 'brew' or is it a starter deck doesn't he have money for real cards what's this clown doing in a constructed play

- Oh wow look at this try-hard Spike playing the same cancer shit as EVERYONE on the ladder why won't they all just circle jerk and call it a draw

- Timmy, Johnny, Spike... I'm mostly a Johnny player because I like to be creative and think outside the box. But I also enjoy mighty plays, so I can say I'm a bit Timmy, just not the stupid one. And of course I'm a Spike too, because I'm highly competitive player and my decks are top tier. I'm a part of furry fandom as well.
Timmy, Johnny, Spike by Space_Algae September 21, 2018

Tommy Johnson 

A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.
Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"
Tommy Johnson by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021

Tommy Johnson 

Tommy Johnson is an absolute unit who pulls all of the baddies that reside in Galway, Ireland he has natural talent in pulling baddies and has often been spotted with Barry fennell scheming
Friend one: oh did you see Tommy Johnson last night

Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry
Tommy Johnson by El daddio December 11, 2022

Tommy Johnson 

The distributer of 19 dollar fortnite cards
Person One : “Man my life has been so hard ever since my wife left me and my house blew up
Tommy Johnson : “Boy do I have the product for you”
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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