Timesed

Past tense for a word that little kids or idiots would use instead of “multiplied.”

Teacher: What did you do to 2 to get 6?
Student 1: I timesed it by 3.
Student 2: ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! IT’S “MULTIPLIED” NOT TIMESED YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!

by Asdaddadds December 13, 2024

Timexed

When you purchase a new GPS watch to replace an existing GPS watch but it turns out to be worse and you lose money, followed by wristing.

Bill gave Brian all the facts on his new purchase so he doesn't get timexed again.

by mBnJinX February 4, 2012

Timeserver

A person who is always saying "YES" or "That's Amazing" to the boss or upper management; thinking that this will get them the undeserved promotion they think they are entitled to.

A person who changes their opinion only to "fit in" and really doesn't have that opinion.

Taken from the British definition of "Timeserver."

Ben is such a timeserver; always agreeing with the managers opinion of whatever new policy the management rolls out.

God, Stefan is so annoying always nodding his head and saying "Great idea" no matter what comes out of the managers mouth....He is such a timeserver.

by Koshell May 21, 2018