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Time Dilation 

An effect something can have on time. When everything around you continues as normal but time within the dilation field runs fast/slow.
1. The time dilation effect inside the classroom turned seconds into hours.

2. I sat up talking to the beautiful girl without realising we were stuck in time dilation and the sun came up before I knew what happened!
Time Dilation by Is me, Mario July 19, 2010
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Time dilation 

When ur playing ur computer/gadget thingy you feel that one minute feels like one second. But when ur in math class or any other boring shit, one minute feels like an hour.

"Meaning based of time dilation; when you travel at the speed of light, you feel like your destination is closer than estimated. E.g. Here to nearest star-> 4.3 years viewed by us, but 1 year viewed by the ship."
I experienced some pretty shitty time dilation in math class today.

what the fuck?! I played computer for 4hrs and its 3am!!! SHEEEEEEIT!!!!!1
Time dilation by Pawn of Sex May 25, 2016

time dilation 

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August
"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-
time dilation by c u m m a n April 30, 2021
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