Time Card. 

A relationship term I most likely didn't come up with but I want to elaborate. The Time Card is what a member of a relationship pulls. (male or female)

"Baby I need time." This is the Time Card. Your welcome for the new term.

Time Card. by Rollo05 November 19, 2020

Time Card Hour 

The excessive and unproductive time one uses to fill out ones weekly time card. Often there could be many different drafts, and various levels of proof reading til a final draft is completed. Usually, task have to be exaggerated in order to look like a productive work week. Many times work is of what other employees have done. Time Card Hour will coincide with the need to get a really, really good clean up and also the need to blow out ( dust ) tool boxes.

We are not going to get much done today, time card hour and we need to get ready for the weekend at hand.

Today's Time Card Hour last almost 3 hours.

Time Card Hour by 7mary3 September 15, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004