time

God's trick of keeping everything from going to hell all at once.

He wanted to prolong my disgust like a decrepid ugly old fuck on Viagra- so he said, "Let there be time", and he saw that it was good...

by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007

time

An imaginary term created by the rich and powerful to limit your activity.

Bill Gates doesn't need time.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

these times

Another way of saying "in reality..."

Ben: I was looking at so many cars on instagram, that lambo was peng
Josh: yeah it was
Ben: these times I haven't even got my license yet😂

by big.M1000 June 7, 2017

times

To Rampantly Plagiarize another persons work

I wrote it like the times

by Dicktionary Don October 11, 2003

times

The years we are living in.

A computer in most homes is a definate sign of the times.

by Tom October 15, 2003

It's time

Momm said it;s time

IT'S time

by June 7, 2018

time

Almost non-existant form of life meant for wasting.

It's my time on the computer!

by Malady December 18, 2002