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Timbermoo

The extremely rare cosmic event, in which piles of timber, left to rot on a field combine to form a tree like zombie-cow, hellbent on... Well eating a tonne of grass really.
Random villager: "OMG! that cow's devouring my field"
Random villager's pirate friend: "Tht's no cow, tht be th' dreaded Timbermoo!"
by Gosgivit2 September 22, 2009
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guppti tamberooly

Guppti came from a small town called Scarecrtopia, where they practice scarecrow culture and kill for sport. According to an unknown source, if you don't like and subscribe, Guppti and all of his family from Scarescrotopolis will come to your house and fill your sheets with hay. Even if you're gluten free.
"Damn, what's up with Guppti?"
"You think you're tough, Guppti Tamberooly? Huh?"
by Guppti_Tamberooly October 20, 2020
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Minnesota Timberwolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.
dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game

dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go
by mrllama11 January 24, 2010
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screw the timberwolves

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".
Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."
by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011
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Timberloin

A lumberjack's haunches. Generally representing the meatier regions of the thigh.
Paul Bunyan's timberloins seethed with pain after his long toil in the woods that day.
by Braedon January 11, 2006
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timberdoodle

Another term for the American woodcock (Scolopax minor)- a medium-sized terrestrial sandpiper known for its unusual dancelike gate.
some people think timberdoodle is a better common name for Scolopax minor than American woodcock.
by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020
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