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Tim Brown 

1. n. senseless quarterback for the Cleveland Cavaliers who couldn't throw a complete pass if his life depended on it

2. adj. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of an idiot quarterback executing an impossible pass which will result in either/or an interception, fumble, or strip in the case of a failed play action.

3. v. to execute an idiotic pass/handoff which leads to a fumble/interception/strip as a quarterback.

synonyms: slapdick, dumbass, idiot, shit for brains
1. Jesus, Tim Brown sucks donkey dick, there goes another 4th Quarter pass, so much for playoffs this year.

2. Man those Cleveland Cavaliers really turned around their Football program with new coaches and everything, too bad that quarterback is so...Tim Brown.

3. FUCK! DAMN YOU JAY CUTLER! HE JUST TIM BROWN'D THE BALL, HOW'D THE BALL SLIP OUT OF HIS HAND WHILE HE THREW AIR.

4. Tim Brown is so gay, always with those fourth quarter picks, when will we ever win a game...oh yeah next year when he graduates, thank god.
Tim Brown by Cleveland Cavaliers December 9, 2008
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Tim Brown 

A Tim Brown is a kind, caring, smart, funny, handsome, overall great guy who if you are lucky enough to be his friend will support any idea you have no matter how ridiculous.
“Dude, I can’t believe we pulled off such an amazing party on short notice!”
“Yeah man thank god we had a Tim Brown to make our poster for us!”
Tim Brown by Nakalex June 6, 2025

Tim Michael Brown 

A phat dicked teacher. He limps when he walks because his veiny dick is bulging all the time. He teaches ELA 3 and fucks mad bitches. He loves to collect watches because he loves to stunt on these niggas. It is said when students look into his beautiful hazel eyes you lose yourself for a moment, you yearn for his gentle touch- yet you want him to spaz on your butt-pussy at the same time. Needless to say, bro gets the bag and hella bitches effortlessly. Many admire his grace upon students and his famous creation of Clark Crane, the first-ever robotic student.
Dude I wanna Tim Michael Brown to fuck my mom so I can call him daddy.
Tim Michael Brown by phatchodenigglet February 13, 2023
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