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Tilek is a man unlike others.

He moves like a god and plays like an actor.

Все люди как люди, а он супер звезда
When Tilek is in the club, all eyes on him.
Tilek by Tilya November 22, 2021
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tony the tiler 

Guy who lays tile like a italian
Tony the tiler says if you lay it right you can walk all over it for years
tony the tiler by Tonythetiler September 22, 2020
Related Words
Tilek telekinesis Tiles Tilen Tilak Tiler Telekinetic Tilikum Tilk telekinigga

Shitting tile 

A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.
Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.
Shitting tile by kreegan July 25, 2011

Programming Telekinetically 

The practice of programming a computer without touching an input device of any kind, such as a keyboard or mouse. Easily confused with doing nothing at all.
Johnny might be sitting and staring at the computer, or he might be programming telekinetically.
A nice and friendly but shy kid who has a very broad humor. He may be easily distracted but he can get on task if you tell him to. He also loves to listen to music a lot, it seems to be his biggest passion. He is also a great friend who is both humble and kind and also will never turn on you or do anything to hurt you. He is definitely a gentle and kind, cuddly person.
What a good friend Tilak is.
Tilak by Random guy2312 November 7, 2013
Derived from Jewish ebed and Brazilian Tieke
This describes any man that fits in the following category

Sexy

Straight
funny
charming
realistic
and last but not least

good in bed
oh my I just went out with a tiekebed last week I'm soooo lucky..
Tiekebed by John fleuristin August 3, 2011

Kitchen Tiles 

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.
-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"
Kitchen Tiles by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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