Tijuana train

When a Hispanic person buys multiple cars in the US and tows them down to Mexico

Juan just bought two cars from me and hooked them up to his truck, he’s taking that Tijuana train down to Mexico

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Tijuana Train ride

The act of shitting on the stairs and smearing it down them, then using it as a slide to slip down it.

I cant wait to get home and catch a Tijuana Train ride down to the basement.

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After a long day/ night of drinking Dos Equis and eating nothing but questionable mexican food, this would be the residue found in your underwear.

i was on a bender last night and woke up with a tijuana taint tamale

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