Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

Tighter than mosquito pussy by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

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