Tiger woods

Hes black i think and uh, i own the force

Oh yeah, he is... uh banana phone

by Matt Gualdarrama March 12, 2005

Tiger's Wood

A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.

Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.

"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"

by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....

Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!

by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009

tiger wooded

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

by z-murda December 08, 2009

Tiger Wood

An unquenchable thirst for sex. The person experiencing Tiger Wood feels invincible and will do whatever they please to whomever.

That guy has so many different chicks all the time he must have Tiger Wood.

by D O Double R December 28, 2009

Tiger Woods

verb:

To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.

I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.

by sdevs December 06, 2009

Tiger Woods

A whore monger who'll only go for white meat.

Abdulla says he ain't interested in no gravy booty no more. I think that mofo gone Tiger Woods on bitches.

by Skinny Black1 December 06, 2009