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Tied-up footjob 

When a girl ties you up and strokes your cock with her feet.

She used velcro straps to bind my wrists and ankles in a standing spread-eagle position at the base of her four-poster bed.

She sat in a chair facing towards me and proceeded to use a variety of tied-up footjob techniques on me. She started off by lifting one of her feet and placing the top of it below my cock, stroking it up and down. She then did the same using the sole of her foot. Next, she began wiggling her toes along my cock, lightly tickling it.

She then sandwiched my cock between both of her feet and began pumping it up and down, remaining seated in her chair the whole time. I loved the feeling of being immobilized yet receiving pleasure at the same time.
She then turned around and kneeled on the chair, extending her legs backwards until her feet once again sandwiched my cock, this time with her toes pointing downwards. She began pumping them up and down again.

Finally, she got off the chair and got onto the bed, placing herself just behind my tied up body. She wrapped her legs around my waist, and once more trapped my cock between her feet. She also wrapped her arms around my abdomen and proceeded to stroke me with her feet again, this time intending to finish me off.

Right before I was about to cum, she covered my mouth with her hand and leaned in to whisper in my ear. “Shhhhh….” while continuing to stroke my cock in between her feet.

My eyes widened in shock as the pressure inside my cock began overwhelming me. That was it for me, I couldn’t last any longer. My cock exploded and copious amounts of cum burst through, spraying several shots a great distance in front of us.

“Mmph! Mmph!” was all I could manage to say with her hand covering my mouth as I came. She was laughing the entire time and continued stroking me with her feet until I finally stopped cumming. It was the best tied-up footjob ever.

She unhooked her arms and legs from around my body and walked back in front to face me. “Well?” she said, smiling. “What should I do to you next?”
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girl grip 

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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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