Ticonderoga Two-Touch
(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.
Ticonderoga Two-Touch by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011
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