Tick turd
Tick turd by UncleSpeffy July 4, 2017
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Texas Tick-Turd
A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.
Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?
Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.
Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.
Texas Tick-Turd by WORDLE August 20, 2011
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tickturd
When some men takes a dump a small portion of the excretion is hung up in the rectum when the external sphincter ani muscles pinch off the delivery. It will remain there no matter how much pushing or wiping is done. It will only be dislodged and delivered through the rectum after a few good farts. A tickturd is the source of most skid marks in a mans underware.
tickturd by Jumpin' Jim October 28, 2013
Tickturd
Tickturd literally means a ticks turd, as such when used in a sentence to insult, it infers that the person is a little shit.
Tickturd by Alpha Male March 24, 2021
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tickturd by vipersavages March 10, 2004
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