thunje
N. \ˈthu̇nj \ : A small stringed instrument that cosists of 1 long human hair stretched across a dog's ass and strumed or picked with one's teeth.
Well fuck me to tears, Margeret Truman, is that the piercing sound of a thunje i hear down in that east Kentucky hollar?
thunje by NorthSneads December 27, 2020
Thanjob
The act of dedicating a significant amount of time convincing a girl to come back to your room to hook up, but vomiting onto her moments before it happens. Rather than fuck, the night ends with the girl taking care of your drunk ass.
'I accidentally gave that girl a thanjob last night rather than hook up with her. Obviously, I had to murder her so that no one would know.'
Thanjob by jacuzzjobber March 16, 2010
thujone
a monoterpene found in wormwood. an active ingredient in the drink absinthe, popular in Europe in the 19th century. Although its short-term effects are generally secondary to the alcohol consumed while drinking absinthe, thujone is considered a psychoactive convulsant and may have a hallucinogenic or a pain-killing effect. It is legal to own but illegal to sell absinthe containing thujone in the United States. Some stores sell absinthe, but this variety most likely does not contain thujone. For more, visit www.erowid.com
thunco
A person with poor thumb dexterity. Can be used as either a noun or an adjective. Portmanteau of thumb and unco, the latter a popular Australian abbreviation of 'uncoordinated', meaning clumsy or possessing poor manual dexterity. Many people from Generation X and before are thuncos, not having grown up with text messaging, video games and other agents of repetitive strain injury.
I'll be a while typing this text message, I'm a total thunco.
Look at him trying to play Halo! He's so thunco!
Look at him trying to play Halo! He's so thunco!
thunco by neonwombat January 17, 2009