Thundercount

The counting game you play in a storm: flash of lightning, then count the seconds until the thunder — the bigger the count, the farther away the storm.

From the porch, Ben did a thundercount — one, two, three, four — boom! — and announced the storm was four whole counts away.

Thundercount by Light Bearer October 24, 2026

Thundercunting 

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.

1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"

Thundercunting by 1rexie July 26, 2023

Thundercougarfalconbird 

One of the best and most expensive cars in the year 3000. From the Futurama episode Put your Head on my Shoulder.

Sales Person: "Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?"
Fry: "Sorry, I'm not here to buy."
Sales Person: "I understand and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation."
Fry: "I care! I care plenty! I just dunno how to make them stop!"
Sales Person: "One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."

Thundercougarfalconbird by Rankojin August 10, 2004

Cockwombling thundercunt 

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

Cockwombling thundercunt by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Thundercunt 

Absolutely slamming or throwing something into something else with great force, most often a wall.

"My buddy Eric thundercunted his hamster into a wall after losing four ranked League of Legends matches"

"My mom grounded me for four weeks after I repeatedly thundercunted my brother into the table for playing on my Xbox"

Thundercunt by Vassal of Merlok the Dark August 9, 2023

Thundercunt 

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Holy Shit mate, you're a fucking thundercunt!

Thundercunt by Pete Sahut August 8, 2011

thundercuntasaurus rex

see also: thundercunt, cuntasaurus rex.

a cunt of the highest order

see your man over there?
yeah...
he's a fucking thundercuntasaurus rex

thundercuntasaurus rex by jamrags89 January 17, 2011