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Thunder Thimble 

A man with a small but enthusiastic penis. We're talking 4 inches and below. It won't break the bank but it will shake the timbers.
He had a thunder Thimble but he still made my legs legs shake.

She didn't hit the bottom, but her Thunder Thimble hit the bull's eye.

Thunder Thumbs 

1. A fat person whose thumbs are abnormally bloated and chunky.

2. One whose thumbs have become large and muscular from frequent thumb wrestling or text messaging.
1. When that porker over there grabbed my arm, I could feel her thunder thumbs crushing my bones. Oh the humanity!

2. Yeah, just try to beat Old Thunder Thumbs over there in a Thumb Wrestle. Just don't come crying to me when he breaks it! He'll lay the Opposable Smack Down on you!
Thunder Thumbs by A Fizzle Dizzle August 20, 2008

Backwards thunderthumb 

When someone sticks their thumb backwards in your butthole and they fart on your thumb...thus the thunder sound.
I totally want to give Miley Cyrus a backwards thunderthumb.

thunderthumbing 

thunderthumbing the art of scwhhhiiiinging ur thumb in a crane like manner directly aimed at ur partners bum bum hole to create panic and disturbance hahahaha
i chased him with my thunderthumb seeking his butthole ...thunderthumbing
thunderthumbing by trixta74 December 10, 2016