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Thumb-Bummin 

When one is bored and lonely so one masturbates with a thumb wedged knuckle-deep into one's own anus.
I told them I fell asleep early because I didn't want them to know I spent all night Thumb-Bummin.
Thumb-Bummin by J. M. Fuhqueny November 5, 2023

Thumb Bummer 

A retarded homosexual who scours the Urban dictionary giving thumbs down to everyword just for the hell of it. They also enjoy shoving their thumbs down into their underpants and giving their anus a good poke.
"Watch out for this one." "He's a dirty little thumb bummer."
Thumb Bummer by Mr Lizard August 25, 2004

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026