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Bisexual Monkey Thrust 

This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.
Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?

Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.

Monkey thrust

The act of getting a run up before penetration of the sexual holes
Girl lemme monkey thrust you.

Monkey thrust

When you jump on to her penetrations the sexual holes
Girl let me monkey thrust you

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026