Throat boat 

Super lame awkward guy/super badads awesome guy

"You know paul?"
"I fucking hate paul hes such a throat boat/i fucking love paul hes such a throat boat"

Throat boat by Koi_Fish_42 May 26, 2023

throat and boat 

When one is being given deep throat (hence throat) and at the point of ejaculation unleashes his gear all over the recipients face (cockney rhyming slang for face is boat race). Thus resulting in a bit of throat and boat.

Lee: I copped for some dirty bird last night!!
Ian: Did you get a shag?
Lee: No, but I got a bit of throat and boat...which was rather pleasant!!!
Ian: The dirty bitch!!!

throat and boat by REL74 February 26, 2010

boat throat

the action of receiving oral stimulation of the penis, while aboard a vessel at sea.

bro #1 : dude when we went up north last weekend, she gave me boat throat.
bro #2 : bro.

boat throat by nicksamb1 January 5, 2017

Boat throat

Getting head while driving a boat .

Man I got the best boat throat on the river yesterday.

Boat throat by Kris Martin August 9, 2022

Throatgoat

The absolute queen at giving dome. Better than any other head you’ve gotten.

That girl Jill...total throatgoat.

Throatgoat by LordToot April 30, 2020

ThroatGoat

NotMyEqualXXX

NotMyEqual is the THROATGOAT.

ThroatGoat by Oralfan May 30, 2019

lil throatgoat 

The greatest gay rapper there is. He far surpasses the likes of Tyler the Creator and lil nas x. He is best known for his song "in my mouth".

The homie: "ay you want the aux?"
You: "yeah fasho"
lil throatgoat: "I put the penis in my mouth, suckin that dick I got the sauce" *gluck gluck gluck gluck* "How I suck that dick I'm proud"
The homie: "What the fuck is this?"
You: "that heat"
The homie: "get yo fruity ass out my car"

lil throatgoat by Travis Scott’s schmeat December 15, 2020