Definitions by Side.chick

Neigerize

The act of fixing something in a half-ass, shoddy way.

OR
Fixing something just enough to where the next person to touch it thinks they broke it.

Tiffany: My mechanic is the best! Instead of replacing my serpentine belt he Neigerized it by adding deodorant!

Barb: Wow, I should call him about my muffler bearings!

Neigerize by Side.chick October 9, 2026

Sad Todd

Perpetually sad with slow, monotone speech. Shows up in random places with completely irrelevant, aimless chatter. Disappointed by literally everything.

Hey, good morning Sad Todd!"

Todd: "But Is it good?"

Sad Todd by Side.chick October 1, 2026

Throatday

The fifth day of the week falling between Wednesday and Friday

You thought hump day was cool, welcome to Throatday!
Or
Wednesday, Throatday, Friday

Throatday by Side.chick September 30, 2026

Throat Fairy

The X-rated version of the tooth fairy.
Or
Basically the tooth fairy's way cooler older sister.

"I can't wait to get a visit from the Throat Fairy!"

Throat Fairy by Side.chick September 30, 2026

Throatjectory

Throatjectory is the path a throat travels as it moves through space and time.

"Bro, how did you miss that?"
"I really need to work on my Throatjectory"

Throatjectory by Side.chick September 30, 2026

Only Throats

A subscription-based content platform where creators post photos, videos, and live streams that fans pay to access. But strictly throat action.

"Where did you meet your new girlfriend?"
"I found her on Only Throats"
"Sounds like a keeper!"

Only Throats by Side.chick September 30, 2026

Throats your Boat

An easygoing agreement, similar to the boat variety. But way cooler.

"Becky, what would you like for dinner?"
"Hotdogs!"
"Sure, whatever throats your boat"

Throats your Boat by Side.chick September 30, 2026