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Thosism is a cult that worships Those and reads sacred texts from the Chibble. We will forever hunt down They.
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I am apart of Thosism.
From the sacred text, "Those, those that are above us and below is, those that are Infront of us and behind us, those that are left of us and right of us, we shall forever rest in them and they will forever rest in us. AMEN
Thosism by EpicThosist June 20, 2019
Words you can keep
Loosly based on the word aphorism: A short clever saying that is intended to express a general truth.

A phrase used by a girl that acts as a facade to their promiscuity. It's a red flag to show that she's a thot. Also interchangeable with slut, whore, hoe, cunt (to a certain degree) and other similar degrading words.

- "I love to travel!"
- "Live. Laugh. Love."
- "I want to find myself"
- "I'm ready to settle down"
- "I'm not like the other girls"
- "I just want to meet new people"
- "I need to cut toxic people off from my life"
Example in casual conversation:
"Dude, she said two thotisms in one sentence, that's a devastating combo."
Thotism by ChadThunderCock March 20, 2018
Believing that ones open sexual encounters with manys individuals and being well know in the community for doing so could get you fame, status in society, and/or monetary advancement and following suit
I thought she was a good girl but now I keep hearing different word around town she practice Thotism
“Begone thotism*
Yo dat bitch over there got thotism”
Thotism by *Internal screaming* October 27, 2018
When you either:
A) breathe thots
B) Become a basic bitch. Some examples are, Starbucks, dog filter, instagram hoe etc.
C) Are a thot full time
Damn, boi, you see him grinding up next thots at the club. That's some thotism shit going on.
I don't fuck with her no mo she's been diagnosed with THOTism.

You always be worried about that hoe over there instead of worring about what you need to be doing.
THOTism by Roxstar1235 August 27, 2014
Make-believe Religion based on a comic book character, becoming more popular with the release of the 2011 motion picture 'Thor'.

Generally practiced by idiotic people without a life and under-developed genitals on Tuesdays.

Thursday is named after Thor, however, this was missed by early Thorists.
Some people practice Thorism, because they like the movie, comic book character and hitting things with hammers (or sticks).
Thorism by Illistine June 21, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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