Thomas Hill 

(Noun) A Constitutional Convention style pony tail worn by conserviative upper-class American men given to delusional fancies of worldliness and superiority.

Hey Jim, Who ordered the Philly Cheeze Steak with saurkraut?

That Ben Franklin lookin guy over there in the tight shorts with the stoopid Thomas Hill.

Also see steven segal

Thomas Hill by Dale Woodenbox May 7, 2004

Thomas hill 

A really attractive man who is decent friends with popular people and is always a sexy beast- as woman myself I would totally do him and his very very attractive friend (often called Blake)

Thomas hill- An incredibly attractive man for everyone.

Thomas hill by Sushii36 October 14, 2021

thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.

Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

thomasville slicker by YungThomas April 19, 2014

Thomasville 

The city where the mullet never died. Where squatted trucks signal the biggest pricks in the high school. The rednecks are gangster and the junkies live and die in Walmart parking lot.

Steer clear of the Walmart in Thomasville today they found a couple this time.

Thomasville by bg80 October 15, 2019

Thomasville 

The land where its infested with treeshes, and fake gangsters are as common as heroin addicts in florida

Thomasville is ghetto as fuck

Thomasville by Truth100k March 25, 2021