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Thomas A 

A deaf dumbass who can’t hear shit when he has his AirPods in and says “Sorry couldn’t hear you had my noise canceling AirPods in.” Also know as Ree Kid
Thomas A by DANKBRUH420 January 5, 2020

Thomas A. Edison high school 

School In Tulsa, Oklahoma. Second Best TPS High School, Established in 1954. Boasts a Magnet program which includes many interesting classes. Also known as Edison Preparatory School. Though it truly is a "prep" school in all aspects of the word, there are all sorts of people there, and you can easily find your niche among the masses.
"Where do you go to school?"
"Edison."
"Nice."

A Thomas 

A danish word for having your best friend Banging your crush while you are having a shit in the bathroom.
" sec hon, i need to use the bathroom" *suddenly a wild Thomas appeared "Hello, Wanna fuck?"
"Yes please" *Boy entering the room "OMG, you just did a Thomas
A Thomas by Definitely not Axel November 9, 2015

run a thomas 

when a bunch of guys take turns banging a girl, one after the other after the other...like a train
6 guys wanted to run a thomas on one chick, but she was tired after the second
run a thomas by lubadubdub October 30, 2007

Pulling a Thomas 

When you do something anything that people may find irritating, stupid, or gay. This referring to the actions of Thomas Carr.
He ditched us!-Guy 1
There he goes pulling a Thomas again- Guy 2

Pulling a Thomas 

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.
Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.
Pulling a Thomas by Skouch March 28, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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