thomas the tank 

another name for having a wank(cokney slang)

gor im so frustrated im goin to av a thomas the tank

thomas the tank by bob911 July 26, 2006

Thomas the Tank engine 

The Number 1 and most badass steam engine in the whole fucking world.

I'm dating Thomas The Tank Engine.

Thomas the Tank engine by I'm A Random Person October 6, 2016

Thomas the Tank engine 

a talking train created by the Reverend W. Awdry, who lives on the island of sodor

i watched Thomas the tank engine!

Thomas the Tank engine by LVK December 5, 2007

Thomas (the tank engine) 

The entity known as jesus himself. When he looks at you you hear Ringo Stars voice in your head that says: Thomas Had never seen such BULLSHIT before.

"What religion are you?"
"I follow our lord and savior Thomas (the tank engine)."

Thomas (the tank engine) by NeonGamer69420 November 13, 2019

Thomas the tank engine 

Just god

"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"

Thomas the tank engine by Assistant to the Weeb Lord May 21, 2020

Thomas The Tank Engine 

A dope ass mothafuckin train. Many people ship him with Percy, that one green twink engine.

"Bro, that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine was lit af."

" Yeah nigga it was danker than my kush. "

Thomas The Tank Engine by DemDankMemz October 3, 2018

Thomas The Tank Engine 

Definition 1:
A mech out to help all beings he has taken down Thanos in a 1V1 match

Definition 2:
To scream “CHUGGA, CHUGGA, CHOO CHOO” as you drool into your girlfriends boobs and shake your head like a dog

“He is such a Thomas The Tank Engine ”

“Did you hear he did the Thomas The Tank Engine last night”

Thomas The Tank Engine by SpedFromAnotherShed October 16, 2019