Thomas Johnson

A creepy unpleasant man who will follow you home in the rain.

I think I was followed by a Thomas Johnson the other day.

Thomas Johnson by Penis Glory August 16, 2015

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Thomas Johnson

A background character. The type of person who you don't seem to pay attention to and only has one purpose of existing and nothing else.

Kev: "Oh who's that walking around over there?"
Sandra: "Must just be one of the background characters"

Sandra: "Why are there so many background characters?"
Kev: "I'm not sure - must be a Thomas Johnson"

Thomas Johnson by therealverycoolbrandon July 22, 2020

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thomas johnson high school

The best high school around no doubts about it the casual juuling and the okay teachers don’t mind it better than BCMS by a lot so don’t get your hopes up but it’s nothing without the fights that cause 69 cops to come to the school

have you been to thomas johnson high school? no but i’ve been to BCMS and it’s shit

thomas johnson high school by MOMS4life October 20, 2018

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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