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Thomas Bradley Scale 

The Thomas Bradley scale is a measure of the tastiness of the ‘parmo’ based on the experiences of his eponymous founder - a prodigious and widely renowned consumer of the dish.

Bradley is widely known in the North East for his dedication to a parmo only diet - a commitment he maintained throughout his later years.

Mythology has it that Bradley often lavished himself with bottled Coca Cola which he would pour ravishingly over his face to remove the remnants of the Parmesan cheese.
“Hey Byson, you got a Parmo from Bueno last night, how are they?”

“They’re definitely an 8 on the Thomas Bradley scale La - they would have got his fingers going ten to the dozen.”
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
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feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

grandnibling 

My grandnibling is a good person.
grandnibling by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Word of the Day on June 30, 2026
People in their early 20s that take shortcuts sometimes, because life is hard and making it harder for yourself is just not the young ho mindset.
Young hoes cook everything in high
Young Ho by Theogyungho February 2, 2026
Word of the Day on June 29, 2026