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Third Wheel'd

When you unintentionally become a third wheel with a friend and their boyfriend/girlfriend. It is unintentional because no one likes being a third wheel. For Example: A friend will invite you to hang out with him/her but will not tell you that their boyfriend/girlfriend will also be joining you, so then you get there and you are a third wheel. Usually caused by a friend not telling you that their boyfriend/girlfriend will be joining you at an event or hangout, because they are inconsiderate towards how you will feel being the third wheel.

commonly makes the person who is third wheel'd angry but they cant say anything at the time of the incident because you don't want to make a scene in front of your friend's girlfriend/boyfriend. mostly argued about with friend who third wheel'd you the next day.
Man 1: Yo, i totally got third wheel'd last night! It was so annoying.

Man 2: What does that mean?

Man 1: When Jimmy invited me to hang out at his house last night he didn't tell me that Ashley would be there too. So then i became the third wheel and had to sit there while they snuggled and made out.

Man 2: That sucks. Jimmy's a dick sometimes.

Don: James what the fuck! why did you fucking do that last night?

James: do what?

Don: you fucking third wheel'd me last night! you invite me to your house to play xbox and instead you have amanda there and i was the third wheel and it was awkward as hell!

James: oops my bad.
Third Wheel'd by Boppity November 21, 2009
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Designated Third Wheel 

A designated third wheel is a special type of third wheel.

S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.

Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
Designated Third Wheel by Ant1kana September 6, 2021

Digital Third Wheel 

Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you. Typical occurrence for 'besties' which one of them recently got engaged in a relationship.
A: Saw you riding train next to the popular chick, how'd it go?
B: Boring. I got Digitally third wheeled the whole ride.

(A: Digi-wha..?
B: a 'Digital Third Wheel' is- Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you.
A: Dang that sucks..)
Digital Third Wheel by Suzu-nee January 17, 2024

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026