The most terrifying being in this universe, he could kill you in 3,000 different ways right now, including screwing you to death. It is said he could eat Saturn in one bite. Known for being very skinny, respect the Thin Mint, or die.
Some Guy: Thin Mint Perry is kinda garba-
And he was never heard from again.
by Some Chad October 11, 2019
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