Thighphoon

When your partner has you in a headlock with their thighs then farts and pees on your head.

His hair was a mess after she gave him a thighphoon.

by Sea Lawyer January 28, 2018

Thighthong

The gathering and rising of fabric between one's thighs due to excessive weight in the thigh area. Usually occurs when wearing loose fitting shorts.

"Yo do you see that fat chick walking over there?"

"Her shorts are riding all the way up her thighs."

"I don't want to see her thighthong, she needs to pull her shorts down."

by Katie Rebuck October 4, 2008

Thighnoon

Highnoon but cultured

Its thighnoon

by Thighnoon November 16, 2020