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these nuts 

"Deez nutz", to dorky white kids who wanna be down with how it is in da hood.
Steven: "Hey C-Train did you start on that thesis yet?"
Clarence: "Who? What? What thesis? I mean...oh shoot, I fell for it again!"
Steven: "Thes-nuts!!! Ha ha you sucker I got you!"
Clarence: "Well I got your mom last night...oooooh you got dissed."
Steven: "Darn, that was a good one."
these nuts by Nick D February 8, 2004

These nuts 

in yo mouf
a person on there knees putting a males private part in there mouth
These nuts by i told u so May 8, 2003

these nuts 

something that boys say after you say something just to be asses
me: Ur gay
boy: Ur gay these nuts
these nuts by Cheex July 12, 2004

these nuts 

guy: knock knock
guy 2: whos there
guy: nuts
guy 2: whos nuts
guy: these nuts fit on yo face
these nuts by da wok January 27, 2022

these nuts on your chin

Used as an ice breaker or high value comedic punchline. Might raise some suspicion over sexuality if used improperly.
Guy 1: You need to stop, man. Drugs will kill you.
Guy 2: I'd kill for these nuts on your chin
Guy 1: Stop playin'! This is serious!
Guy 2: ... These nuts were seriously on your chin.
these nuts on your chin by namatt February 28, 2017

these nuts on your chin

The phrase you say to anyone/everyone you have put your balls on. Especially if they were on the chin.
Your Boss: "Ok. Shifts over... you can go home now."
You: "Not until I put these nuts on your chin"

You: "I love you Dad."
Your Dying Father: "I love these nuts on your chin."
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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