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Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.
The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

thermillimeter 

n. The minute distance on the shower control between the water being too hot and the water being too cold.
I'd enjoy my shower more if the comfort zone wasn't a thermillimeter.
thermillimeter by Mel White January 28, 2017

Thermite 

When you mix fuel, metal oxide and metal powder in just the right way, it burns at 2000 degrees Celsius. Hot enough to cut through nearly any barrier known to man. Throw some C4 into the mix, and you've got one hell of a combination. (Make sure to say in a Southern Accent)
GUY 1: Dude what the hell I said to hit the barrier not the dry wall!

Guy 2: Im sorry I’m a Thermite I do what I want.
Thermite by Thatcher Snatcher June 13, 2018

Why is the rum gone?

1: Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.

2: Because that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?

2003: Elizabeth Swann "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

See Also: But why is the rum gone?
But... why is the rum gone??

Thermal drill

A sentence in a video game called PAYDAY 2, if you don't pick up the thermal drill, Bain will say this sentence all the time until you pick it up.
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: Okay okay.
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: Okay!! I'm going for it!!
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: Oh will you shut up?!
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!
Bain: Guys, the thermal drill, go get it!
Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUP!!!!!!!
*picks up the thermal drill*
Bain: Get that drill to the vault door!
Guy: I know what to do, cunt...
Thermal drill by Thatheistingguy420 November 2, 2015

Thermite 

He is very likely to be seen next to thatcher. Will probably be saying REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP. Will also be bitching about your team not having a thatcher and or a bandit bandit tricking.
Person 1: Thermite blow into garage.
Thermite: REALLY BIG FUCKING HOLE COMING RIGHT UP.
Thermite by Who is LMFAO March 7, 2018
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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