An estranged member of society, often found in libraries and internet cafes. has a lust for theoretical thinking and an inexplicable sexual desire towards textbooks.
"He's such a theophile, I caught him balls deep in a GCSE Germantextbook the other day"
When Théophile is crushing on someone he doesn't tell to her that he like her but he is trying to make the most eyes contacts with her and he is always think about her , Théophile is very very very cute , kind , beautiful and intelligent .When Théophile is crushing on a girl , she is also crushing on Théophile . Théophile always do the betterchoice
Théophile is in love with Victoria so he is making eyescontacts with her all the time
A name for those who believe that the debate over man made global warming is over, and so refuse to debate it with real scientists and look at real facts.
they have a phobia that their ideology will be discredited and so refuse rational debate.
Changer de sujet de manière impromptue et inattendue lors d'un sujet de conversation malaisant.
À la suite d'une longue discussion sur l'organe reproductif de Narcisse, Hermes s'occupa de théophiler sur la prestation spectaculaire du chœur de Saint-Maurice.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!