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Theory of Relativity of the Laws of Physics

A theoretical framework proposing that the laws of physics are not absolute, universal rules but are relative to the reference frame, scale, or context in which they are observed. Just as Einstein showed that simultaneity is frame‑dependent, this theory extends relativity to the laws themselves: what holds as a law in one regime (e.g., classical mechanics) may appear modified or emergent in another (quantum, relativistic, cosmological). It challenges the notion of a single, timeless set of laws, suggesting instead that physical law is relational – a description of invariant relationships across changing conditions.
Example: “Under the theory of relativity of the laws of physics, Newton’s laws aren’t ‘wrong’ – they’re the relative form that deeper laws take at human scales and speeds.”

Theory of Relativity of the Laws of Thermodynamics

A framework suggesting that thermodynamic laws – conservation of energy, increase of entropy, unattainability of absolute zero – are not absolute but relative to the observer’s scale, reference frame, or cosmic context. For instance, energy conservation holds locally in stationary spacetimes but fails globally in an expanding universe; entropy increase is statistical, not absolute, and can reverse in small systems over short times. The theory argues that thermodynamic laws emerge from deeper, relative principles and may transform under extreme conditions (black holes, early universe).

Example: “The theory of relativity of the laws of thermodynamics explains how a living cell can appear to violate the second law – locally, entropy decreases, but relative to its surroundings, total entropy still increases.”

Theory of Relativity of Physics

A broad meta‑scientific position that physics itself – its laws, constants, and fundamental entities – is not absolute but relative to the theoretical framework, measurement context, or historical epoch. It draws on the success of Einstein’s relativity and quantum mechanics to argue that what we call “physical reality” is always reality‑as‑measured‑from‑a‑perspective. This theory rejects the idea of a final, observer‑independent physics, embracing instead a pluralistic, perspectival view where different physical theories are valid for different domains.
Example: “Under the theory of relativity of physics, the debate between wave and particle models of light isn’t a contradiction – it’s relativity: light is wave‑relative‑to‑one‑experiment and particle‑relative‑to‑another.”

Theory of Relativity of Thermodynamics

A complementary framework to the relativity of thermodynamics laws, focusing on the relativity of thermodynamic quantities themselves – temperature, entropy, free energy – across reference frames and scales. It notes that temperature is frame‑dependent in relativistic contexts (moving bodies appear cooler), entropy depends on coarse‑graining, and work extraction depends on the observer’s knowledge. The theory urges that thermodynamic descriptions are always relative to a chosen partition of the system and environment.

Example: “The theory of relativity of thermodynamics shows that Maxwell’s demon doesn’t violate the second law – it just reveals that entropy is relative to what the observer knows.”

Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity 

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity 

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.
"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

What is the purpose of Einstein's theory of relativity, Lobachewsky geometry and calculus? 

This is a very serious question and it must be answered carefuly and gradualy.
First, let's see what is the ourpose of Einstein's theory of relativity. Well, it helps an astrophysicist to calculate the trajectory of a galaxy, because at such a large speeds an distances relativistic effects are very important. Than he earns some mony for his calculations, which he uses to buy a car and a flat, so he can get laid. In essence, Einstein's theory's purpose is to get laid.

Geometry of Lobachewsky is about curved space. It is useful for another astrophysicist, to calculate effects of passege of a small black hole next to our solar system, and its effects on our space-time. He will get some mony for his calculations from the agency he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, and get laid. In essence, geometry of Lobachewsky is used just to get laid.

And finnaly, let's see what is the burpose of calculus. Well, calculus studies behaviour of systems during some period of time depending on various variables. An engineer employed in hydroelectric power plant uses it to calculet the production of electricity, which depends on the rate of flow of the water through turbines, ammount of water in accumulation etc. It is impossible without calculus. Of course, our engineer won't do this just like that. He will earn money from company he works for, so that he can buy a car and a flat, where he can get laid. In essence, the purpose of calculus is getting laid.

If you want to now more about other scientific disciplines and their purposes contact us at newscientist@harvard.ma.us. But, sincerely, we suppose that you already now the answers.
Student: "What is the purpose of einstein's theory of relativity, lobachewsky geometry and calculus?"
Proffessor: "To get laid!"