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Theory of Constructed Evidence

The recognition that evidence is never neutral; it is always interpreted through a lens. A strand of hair is just a biological filament until a detective's theory of the crime constructs it as "evidence of the suspect's presence." A statistical correlation is just a number until an economist's model constructs it as "evidence for market manipulation." The theory comes first and dictates what counts as evidence and what that evidence means.
Example: "In the conspiracy forum, the same government press release was constructed as 'evidence of a cover-up' (because they'd admit that if it were true?) and as 'evidence of their brazen transparency' (to throw us off!). The Theory of Constructed Evidence shows the evidence itself was passive; the opposing theories did all the work."
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Theory of Constructed Evidence

The recognition that evidence is not simply found but actively constructed through decisions about what counts, how to measure, what to include, and what to exclude. A footprint is just a mark until someone constructs it as evidence. A data point is just a number until someone constructs it as significant. The Theory of Constructed Evidence studies these construction processes: the instruments that produce evidence, the criteria that select it, the narratives that frame it, the power relations that determine whose evidence counts.
"You keep pointing to 'the evidence' as if it's just lying there. Theory of Constructed Evidence says: someone decided what to measure, how to measure it, what threshold counts as significant, what to publish, what to exclude. The evidence is real, but it's also constructed. Know the construction or be deceived by it."
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