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theorie by Itsss jonnyyy December 29, 2020
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Nacho Theorie
When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-ManIf u weigh 100Kg and lose 2kg and in the same moment u eat 2 kg of Nachos u are 2 % Nachos= NACHO-MAN
-Joe has mama
-Joe has mama
Nacho Theorie by LordFaggot December 7, 2020
The Charts Theorem
The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".
The Charts Theorem by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018
LXL Theorem
The LXL Theorem is an advanced philosophical theorem used to differentiate texts from non texts. The LXL Theorem dictates that if one could disprove something's existence, then the non-text nature of the said item would be justified as something that does not exist could not possibly be a text. The theorem has received numerous critical acclaim due to its consistency, logical soundness and overall accuracy. Many other theorems have been derived from the LXL theorem, such as the Reverse LXL Theorem and the Inverse LXL Theorem.
LXL Theorem by anonymousurbandictionaryposter September 23, 2021
Chens Theorem
"B" being the number of bowls smoked, "P" being the amount of people partaking in aforementioned smoke. Note that all bowls must satisfy MMBP(1) standards.
if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)
if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P
(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
if "P" is greater than 4:
B is greater than or equal to 1/2(P)
if "P" is less than 4:
B is greater or equal to P
(1) MMBP: Max's Massive Bowl Protocol
Person 1: "Man im tired, we've smoked too much..."
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!
Person 2, 3, 4 (simultaneously): " We have to keep smoking, we have not satisfied Chens theorem yet!
Chens Theorem by That Classy Kid May 11, 2010
Ancient Astronaut Theorists
A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
Ancient Astronaut Theorists by C17H21NO October 7, 2013
Complicity Theorist
(noun) - a person who accepts the political narrative of the day unquestionably; consumes mainstream media like it was 1980; and is prone to submissiveness, outbursts of irrational fear, and public shaming of free-thinkers.
Dan and Scott are complicity theorists that believe State sanctioned censorship of free speech and protest are for the utilitarian greater good.
My mother is an avid complicity theorist who believes everything reported on main stream media and in government press conferences, without question.
Richard and Perle were operatives who used the Deep State apparatus to subliminally and insidiously control the minds of the unassuming general population through main stream media disinformation; complicity theorists soon became the societal norm.
Antonym: Conspiracy Theorist
Origin of Complicity Theorist: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)
My mother is an avid complicity theorist who believes everything reported on main stream media and in government press conferences, without question.
Richard and Perle were operatives who used the Deep State apparatus to subliminally and insidiously control the minds of the unassuming general population through main stream media disinformation; complicity theorists soon became the societal norm.
Antonym: Conspiracy Theorist
Origin of Complicity Theorist: First recorded 2020 (Melbourne, Victoria - Australia)
Complicity Theorist by UtterSpace September 9, 2020