Theaturd 

(n.) - Someone who goes to the movies alone only to complain about their loneliness later. Usually accompanied by wistful bemoaning about how nice it would be to have friends to share experiences with.

Bruce is such a theaturd! If I have to hear about how he wishes he had someone to high-five during epic trailers one more time, I'm going to punch him.

Theaturd by angeldustbunny July 8, 2010

theatard 

A person whose entire universe exists only within the walls of a performing arts center. They do not trouble themselves to establish outside friendships/relationships. Their friends are only other theatards; and they only interact during performing arts activities. All conversation and jokes made by a theatard will reference only past performances, quotes from various films, scripts, and popular music. They often break out into torch songs from popular musicals they wish they could star in. A theatard always thinks s/he is "better" at everything, and that all other performers don't know what they're doing. Delusions of grandeur are often observed in a theatard's behaviour.

"What's up with that Keith guy? Everything he says references some other play. I can't even ask him how he's doing; every time I do, he sings something from RENT."

"Yeah, he seems really disappointed he can't play Cosette. Does he have a 9-5 job or anything?"

"Oh, him? He's just a theatard."

"Oh! That explains a lot."

theatard by Aloysia April 26, 2013

Thighs Out Thaturday 

On any given Saturday, it can be Thighs Out Thaturday, On this day, thighs must be shown off and appreciated.

Jim-“Hey Charlotte, It’s Thighs Out Thaturday, you know what that means” Charlotte-“I sure do, better show off these hams”

Thighs Out Thaturday by Thatonewhitegirl67 June 20, 2020