the teacher's douche 

A teenager of very limited talent who works hard to please his or her teachers and parents in an attempt to gain admission to a prestigious university.

He will never do anything important. He is simply the teacher's douche, prolonging the process of distinguishing real talent from flesh-covered robots.

the teacher's douche by jeeffff August 20, 2007

Stab-the-Teacher 

An exclamation made during a particularly suspenseful moment in film. Is typically used to ease the tension for the audience.

Derived from the opening of the 1994 film, "Mother's Boys". In the scene, the main character holds a scalpel in an ominous way during a relatively inane scene.

"There's no way she's gonna get out of this! Oh my god! He's gonna stab-the-teacher!"

Stab-the-Teacher by suspensefan May 25, 2009

the substitute teacher effect 

It seems to be common knowledge that students act differently (or simply, worse) when they have a substitute teacher, therefore the "substitute teacher effect".

Everyone in the class behaves differently when Miss Smith is teaching.
I think it is the substitute teacher effect

the substitute teacher effect by bisssss April 3, 2019

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release 

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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

the teachers internet 

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

the teachers internet by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

THE Prank For Teachers 

THE Prank For Teachers is when you ask the teacher, "can I go to the bathroom?" and the teacher replies like a cunt and says "I dOn'T kNoW! cAn YoU??". So, the best way to go about this problem is to take a shit on the teacher's desk.

Dude, in my senior year, I am going to pull off THE Prank For Teachers!

THE Prank For Teachers by MomPounder3000 October 5, 2020

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers 

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004