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The Subway 

The Subway is ass to ass fecal transfer, as in to shit from one anus into another.
Her first job as a porn star was to be on the receiving end of The Subway.
The Subway by Derek RW January 14, 2008
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The Subway 

Squirting toothpaste all over a females genitals then just going crazy while giving her oral sex.
The Subway, eat fresh.
The Subway by DiglettInYoMouth July 26, 2012

The Subway 

To bang someone in the butt.
Jeff took the Subway over to Bretts Rectum
The Subway by BigBobbyG April 14, 2005

The Subway Effect 2.0 

The feeling anyone feels when they only order a 6' inch at Subway. You always want the foot long, and feel vastly empty without it.
Jon only ordered a 6' inch that day, so they had to go back and eat some more Subway.
Similar to the Subway Effect.
However, the Subway Effect 2.0 is the craving for the extra 6 inches'
....
And yes that's what she said.
The Subway Effect 2.0 by Chancetime November 27, 2011

The Subway Curse 

A dangerous curse. If you work at subway, eventually you will end up seeing subway everywhere. If you leave, it will stay with you for a short period of time. If you return, you will immediately see it the day of your return.
The subway curse is back! The moment I started back, my bike was stolen.

The Subway Surprise 

The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.
"You aren't implying anything icky by saying you'll give me The Subway Surprise....right Jared?"

The Subway Test 

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"
The Subway Test by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
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