The Sticky

What male ejaculate becomes on your skin after about an hour when you're too lazy to go to the bathroom to wash up.

"Uck, this morning I woke up with 'the sticky' all over me."

by LMC75 April 28, 2007

The Sticky

Some type of law enforcment, people related with the government, or any group of people who have control of a "lesser" group of people.

The Sticky on our mothafuckin asses mayne hurry and eat all the shit he gonna get us mayne

by Jamesmgrasso July 25, 2010

The Sticky

What male ejaculate becomes on skin after about an hour when one is too lazy to go to the bathroom to wash up.

"Uck, this morning I woke up with 'the sticky' all over me."

by LMC75 December 25, 2008

the sticky fairy

The Sticky fairy is when you wake up and sticky notes saying bad things about you and your mom are written and stuck all of you. You find out the next morning it was your dad.

Oh man I bob was telling me he woke up last night and the sticky fairy visited him

by The Sticky Fairy March 30, 2015

the sticky keyboard

Splooging on a co-workers keyboard while they are away from their desk.

Check out Patrick's desk, I just gave him the sticky keyboard...

by angrydragonman April 25, 2006

the sticky sandpaper slap

when a man slaps someone with his sweaty, stubbly, balls

i got scratches from tom giving me the sticky sandpaper slap

by assavengers January 3, 2009

The Sticky Lumberjack

Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.

"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010