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The Shittest Cunt 

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The Shittest Cunt is by far the worst of all Shit Cunts. It's a status achieved by few and an insult not to be used lightly.
These cunts take the actions of your average Shit Cunt to a new level.
You know that Ponzi Scheme guy from DCA - Ash Balanian !?? HE IS THE SHITTEST CUNT !!
The Shittest Cunt by Justice Dept March 31, 2024
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Survival of the Shittest 

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A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.
The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.
Survival of the Shittest by Zipdox June 20, 2018
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the shitest shit cunt 

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His name is Paul 😂
That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂
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The "Piece of Shit" Test 

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When one takes the name of a piece of hardware or software (or anything else, for that matter) and runs it through www.google.com with "+ piece of shit" added to the end. An excellent way of testing the reliability/worthiness of your chosen product.
I ran Internet Explorer + piece of shit through google and came back with 26,400 hits! SHITTASTIC!
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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Hair spider

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
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