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the shitters 

slang for 'police'. often used during high speed car chases or when playing grand theft auto.

see police, cops
"oh shit, its the shitters!"

"running over that pedestrian has attracted the attention of the shitters"

"we'd better split before the shitters get here"
the shitters by count December 5, 2003

burning the shitters 

a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.

The most awful stench know to man. adv.
That marine went to sleep on guard duty, now he he's burning the shitters.
burning the shitters by dan September 3, 2004

The Couch Shitters 

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

the shitter 

Just give me a sec, I need to use the shitter!
the shitter by Che Aleko June 19, 2006

Pow right in the shitter

To repeatedly bang someone in their shitter whilst saying "pow right in the shitter, pow right in the shitter" just like pow right in the kisser when Peter Griffin impersonates Jackie Gleason.
During ferocious anal sex I like to shout "pow right in the shitter" so the neighbours know what we're upto.

Survival of the Shittest 

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.
The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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