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the rental 

A sexual act that involves renting a car for the weekend, while at the same time bringing your girlfriend/date back to the car. After the act is complete, the rentor shoots his date (anywhere will do), then puts her in the trunk and returns the car. Best performed in Mexico.
"Damn, i barely escaped the federales in Mejico after i pulled the rental on some whore in Tijuana."
the rental by moousse October 1, 2007
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The Rectal Renaissance

When a man inserts his index and middle fingers into his parters anus, pulls it out, thrust his hand into the air and screams, "Shit by any other name would smell just as foul!"
Don't shake Ron's hand, he still has shit under his fingernails from the Rectal Rennasiannce.

The Renaldi Effect 

The Renaldi Effect, or "Going full Renaldi" , is a social psychological phenomenon that refers to cases in which an individual has a well-established bias in which someone's subjective confidence in their judgments is reliably greater than their objective accuracy. This is the phenomenon in which people tend to believe they are noticed more than they really are. Being that one is constantly in the center of one's own world, an accurate evaluation of how much one is noticed by others has shown to be uncommon. The reasoning behind the spotlight effect comes from our human tendency to forget that although one is the center of one's own world, one is not the center of everyone else's. This tendency is especially prominent when one purchases a yellow Ferrari 430.
He called a GTR a ricer, dude is suffering from the Renaldi Effect.

Rollin' Down the Rectal Road

The Nerb - "Lets suck our cocks off!"
Dan - "No... buttsex is much better..."
Aidan - "we better get rollin' down the rectal road then!"
Nicholas - "Oh yes, give it to me baby!"

rectal recreation in the anal arena 

when 2 or more guys have a friendly competition in a game of butt darts
"hey jacob, some guys are having rectal recreation later if you want to join in"