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The Poker

The Poker is an action used when someone rolls the corner of a pillow case and shoves it up someone’s nose. This often leads to anger, laughter and failed relationships
“I was sitting next to my girlfriend one day and she gave me an attitude so I gave that bitch the poker”
by Finkman June 11, 2019
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the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
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The joker poker

The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
I pulled the joker poker on her last night
by Evil492 April 25, 2021
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liquor in the front, poker in the rear

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010
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liquor in the front, poker in the rear

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.
by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009
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The Extra Creamy Poker

The act of inserting a tire iron into the anus while using extra creamy mashed potatoes as lubrication.
I gave the Humpmiester The Extra Creamy Poker last night and made her squeal like a piggy.
by Higgywig September 5, 2007
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poker in the brown eye

by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006
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