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The Paparazzi 

A variation on the oft talked about but seldom used Rodeo. In this version, a group of friends break into a room where two individuals are mid-coitus and proceed to loudly yell for both parties to pose for the cameras, all the while snapping pictures with several flashing cameras in hand. The gentleman engaged in the act then has to do his best to smile for the cameras while keeping the girl engaged as long as he can. Selling the pictures to the highest bidder afterwards is also to be expected.
"Julie always looked so nice and innocent in the photos I had seen of her. Check out the look of terror on her face in these pictures from The Paparazzi we pulled on she and Scott last night. I think these shots will fetch at least a couple hundred bucks."
The Paparazzi by Michael Main June 23, 2006
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when you are getting your dick sucked by a girl, you realize that you want to film it on your phone or camera, right before you cum on her face you turn the most potent flash on, blinding her so that she cant tell that the load is coming her way, so she has no expectations and is further blinded by the load. this is The Fucking Paparazzi
my girl is mad and temporally blinded, i think i successfully carried out the paparazzi
the paparazzi by cimex April 26, 2013

The Lady Pimparazzi 

a creature that constantly refers to herself as an oppressed black woman, although it couldn't be farther from the truth. she proudly displays her black peach fuzz all over her body like she's growing it out for Locks of Love. hobbies she has are masturbating with her clarinet, popping the many pimples on her arms, and winning the prize for most disgusting eater of all time.
Attention beachgoers: BEWARE OF THE LADY PIMPARAZZI!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026